George Carlin on Saving the Planet
“There is nothing wrong with the planet. The planet is fine.. the people are fucked. Difference.”
“The planet isn’t going anywhere.. we are, we’re going away. Pack your shit folks, we’re going away.”
“Could be the only reason the earth allowed us to be spawned from it in the first place, it wanted plastic for itself. It didn’t know how to make it, it needed us. Could be the answer to the age-old philosophical question, ‘why are we here?’. Plastic, assholes.”
